Works pretty well

This just chucks the last couple hundred alerts out – will need a bit of jigging to do anything more specific (like specify host).

Had some problems with the file
1) Ubuntu’s shebang line is different (line 1)
2) PHP needed CPAN install Date::Manip with PHP 5.10.0 to do the date stuff correctly..

It’s a good starting point though so will put in extra variables to get it to report on specifics!